March 2012
I HUNGER
Feeeed me reaaaaal foooood
Reblog if I'm allowed to go in your inbox & be...
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shinigaminyx asked: Hey. Hey darling. o3o;; Were you still gonna take my Loki helmet for me?
February 2012
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Friend: I think I’m in love with a 46 year old man
Me: you mean my life?
Friend: ….
Me: ….
Friend: …..
Me: Robert Downey Jr and Jeremy Renner
Friend: ahhhh
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
benedicthiddleston:
fuckmemoriarty:
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
So…. wah?
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lady of IMMORAL ARTS: AVENGERS PREDICTIONS FOR... →
ladynorthstar:
Clint and Fury fights Loki at the NASA
Loki pretends they defeated him, but he casts some controlling spell on Clint
back to the Helicarrier, Loki uses Clint to cause commotion and break free
he steals the Tesseract while ‘Tasha fights against mindcontrolled Clint
after…
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Oh and I forgot to mention my FAVORITE part of the...
“And, because you know, we’ve ALL been on dates.”
“Uh I haven’t.”
“What’s your problem?”
“Never been asked on one.”
“Exactly, what’s YOUR problem?”
Ahhh bitches. Why being into girls is SO difficult :I
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so I made a poster today and I was COVERED IN...
and I showered and it looked like a rainbow melted and IT WAS AWESOME
maytherainbowbewithyou asked: I am highly eloquent, but still not verbose enough to explain how much you mean to me.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR IN BOX NOW
stella-muse asked: Spontaneity is the spice of life. By which I mean planning is stupid and pointless, because things never go according to plan, ever, and it's better to just go with the flow from the beginning and save yourself the stress. *nods*
wowgay asked: planned out dates are dum i just want my significant other to come over and we can lay around and do whatever and i'll cook something that would be the best
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tonight was the most awkward night of my LIFE
So my mom dragged me off to an Etiquette Dinner (“Go meet boys!”) and was “taught” how a date should be
what i’ve learned?
if I ever get asked out I’m going to tell the guy that the dinner has to include a hamburger, french fries and a loud atmosphere JUST to piss these people off that my first date wasn’t at a fancy resturaunt
and then I’ll tell...
wantstobelieve:
To the 1000+ awesome Midgardians following this blog: Thank you so much for sticking by me and my terrible English and angst/smut/cliffhangers. You are all amazing.
Also of course the ask box is forever open, yo. Drop me a line, any line, whenever; I may not be super quick about it but I do my best to reply.
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the same person who said the last comment also...
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"Heterosexual marriage is the only way we can keep...
HONESTY HOUR
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
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I must admit, the homestuck fandom does some...
If only I could read it
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
ASJDFLKAJSD IT CHANGED AGAIN
TUMBLR CHANGED AGAIN!
It's TMI Tuesday! So what would you like to know?
THIS IS HOW I TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY FANDOMS
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Day 06 - A picture of a person you’d love to trade places with for a day
I couldn’t actually choose one for this day, because as there are many people I’d love to be like there is no one I’d like to be, even for a day. -shrug-
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nevermindthealaskancookies asked: ummIdon'knowwheremyphoneisandmysisterrefusestocaall it so help ;u;
Well I did my Chem homework
I have the best names in my phone
Watson is FELICITY JOHN WATSON
Sam and Eliane and FROM TUMBLAR
Clint is CLINT MOTHERFUCKING BARTON
my life
how I entertain myself
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agentpcoulson:
So the only reason Thor is being crowned is because he has a hammer?
No other qualifications?